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[Apr. 29th, 2012|02:48 pm] |
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| Three ✰ |
[Mar. 30th, 2012|11:11 am] |
'We'll be watching you'? Are you shitting me? It's not like I'm the reincarnate of fucking Scarface.
Evil bitch monster of death. If I hadn't already looked for her on the damn list I would have bet our lieutenant was fucking LaGuerta.
Maybe I should actually sit down and watch this damn show. Bad idea, Morgan. And it's still really fucking weird to call you that. Jesus fuck, get over it! |
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[Jan. 25th, 2012|11:36 pm] |
You know who sucks? Friends. Friends suck. They take and they take and they take, and you're too damn nice to say no so when these so-called friends who suck ask for a favor, you fucking say yes. And that's how you end up soliciting safety tips and advice straight from the badge like a mouth breathing shit tool to classrooms full of pimply faced highschoolers who look at you like you're a fucking alien just because you have a tiny case of fictional fucking turrets!
There's a reason I'm not a dip stick fucking public speaker. Gemma, next time? That's all you. I'd rather eat paperwork. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2011|06:09 am] |
Jesus fuck on a shit stick, this job never gets boring. And we thought crime in Miami was a total freak show. In New York? People shoot each other over the last piece of fucking pizza. Seriously? You can probably get another slice on the next corner, jack asses, it's not the end of the fucking world. Unless you're Travis Marshall, I guess. Haven't seen the show but Deb definitely doesn't like you, so... none of you be him. Or anybody else she might not like, for that matter.
Morgan Campbell, here. She's Debra Morgan, and no, we don't want to hear any fucking jokes about it. Not really sure what the protocol is for awkward cyber introductions but you should all know up front that I'm a cop, so don't get fucking creepy on me, cyber creeps aren't immune to the law. |
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